at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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You. Win. At. Life.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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