In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Princesses don't give blow jobs
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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