I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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