"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
do nipples grow back?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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