Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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