VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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