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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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