Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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