playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I need a burrito and a hug.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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