A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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