Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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