the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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