What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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