O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Come on in and take your pants off
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