by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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