he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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