My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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