thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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