ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I'm passing your future prison.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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