Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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