Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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