What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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