Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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