oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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