I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I FOUND THE LEGS
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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