We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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