But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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