Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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