did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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Send help, water and tortillas.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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