it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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