would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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