Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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