yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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