Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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