he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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