Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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