New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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