No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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