when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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