I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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