at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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