Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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