Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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