Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
