I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize