Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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