I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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