Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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