I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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