So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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