whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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