I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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