in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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