fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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