Your face is a jimmy john
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
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i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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