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• (206): View more from Washington

  I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.

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  Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?

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• (518): View more from New York

  They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower

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• (626): View more from California

  I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Thank you for caring about my cervix.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...

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