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(630): View more from Illinois

My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!

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(443): View more from Maryland

party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.

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(620): View more from Kansas

It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"

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(662): View more from Mississippi

After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..

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(604): View more from British Columbia

It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.

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