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• (714): View more from California

  so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.

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  yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.

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  He had some in his pocket. That was weird.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.

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• (661): View more from California

  Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.

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• (518): View more from New York

  drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS

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